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Max woke up a couple of times in the night, asking if it was morning yet, because Aunt Jenn left him a surprise. When it finally was time to get up, he ran into the living room asking where "Aunt Jenn's treat" was. When he found his sheet of stickers, he said, "WOW, Mommy-- that was SO SWEET of her!" This kid cracks me up.
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Max, holding up a Valentine: "Mommy, Jillian says this is 'Hella Kitty'.

Mommy: "Um, I think that's 'Hello Kitty'. But I like the way Jillian says it better."

Jillian is his new favorite girl. Terra, you're out. Sorry. He moves fast.
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1:40pm - Erica
Max Fell on a shelf at school & cut cheek

Erica said not stitchworthy and he wanted to go play

She will get butterfly bandages and liquid bandage.

Will bring max by for me to see

Also, the school is considering going up to 1st to 3rd grade in the next couple of years and said max is perfect montessori kid! yippee!

Maxism

Jan. 21st, 2005 09:24 pm
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randomHow about four one hundred PM dot com?

undies

Jan. 17th, 2005 08:59 am
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Max just made it through the night in undies for the first time! He asked if this meant he didn't have to wear "those yucky pullups" anymore. :) YAY!!!
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Max just constructed a "competent cubit...with eyeballs on top!"

He's having fun building sculptures and monsters with Zolos.

Maxisms

Dec. 24th, 2004 01:48 am
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Erica: Max, do you have a wet pull-up?
Max: No, Mommy, that bulge is just my penis.
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This evening Max gave me a kiss and asked if he could marry me. I told him that I was already married to his daddy; he looked so heartbroken-- and asked, "Well could we pretend just for today that we are married?"

I told him we could. So he pulled me off to the living room to go to "the wedding place." We had to dance and "jump like grasshoppers" for quite a while, then we got to sit. After thinking for a minute, he sadly stated, "But I don't have a ring." Then his eyes lit up and he ran off, returning a second later with his hands full of Thomas the Tank Engine trains. "HERE is your present! Now we are married."

I feel so loved. :)

maxisms

Dec. 12th, 2004 10:25 am
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Max said this after his foot went to sleep from sitting on it.

"Blood! Stop tickling. BLOOD! Stop doing that to my foot!"
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Max stepped on a toy today and I said, "I bet that hurt." He said, "Yeah, it really freaked me out."

Bwaahaa!

After we got in bed, he hugged me and said, "I want to marry Arren." (a girl from school) I asked if she was pretty and he said "Yeah, she's taller than me."

Max found an abandoned pear slice and asked me "what minute is this from?" -- I told him Khai must have thrown it during his lunch, and that he couldn't eat it. He seemed disappointed. I thought that was a pretty creative way of asking how old it was. :)
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Mommy: Max, we don't throw balls in the house.
Max: But it was so you would remember we don't do that.

Max laments

Nov. 1st, 2004 08:54 am
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"Mommy, I don't want any food that makes me grow. I just want cookies."

cutest

Oct. 31st, 2004 09:30 am
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While talking on the phone with Aunt Rachel, Max said, "Yeah, I have some sniffles and coughs, but I am still the cutest boy."

maxypoo

Oct. 21st, 2004 05:04 pm
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Today
at school
Max drew
in the sand
with his fingers
the entire alphabet
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[livejournal.com profile] razormaid max just asked if owls could fly, and then said "khai was drinking the owl's blood."
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Mommy: (quietly to daddy): GUH! This is driving me crazy!
Max: Mommy, can I play don't spill the beans?
Mommy: Maybe later Max.
Max: Can I PLEASE play a game?
Mommy: I need to change Khai's diaper, so not right now.
Max: Mommy, I want to play a game.
Mommy: I can't supervise that right now.
Max: Maybe I could play a game while you put on Khai's good morning clothes.
Daddy: It's not that quick.
Mommy: I can only do one thing right now Max.
Max: Maybe just ONE game?
Daddy: Maybe no
max:(quivvering sadness voice pausing between each word): no is not my favorite language

Later on...
Daddy: Maybe we should make lots of frozen waffle batter and freeze it.
Mommy: hahahaahahahah
Daddy/B>: *realizes silliness. repeats in other contexts*
Mommy: I don't think they make medicine for what's wrong with you.
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[livejournal.com profile] caelonmaxMy sandwich is strange... and distinguished...
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Max and Josh are playing Tech Romancer on the Dreamcast, and Max is actually doing some pretty serious damage. QUITE amusing. Khai is sitting by Max, bouncing up and down, rooting him on. Mortal Kombat is up next...

Boobs

Aug. 26th, 2004 09:09 pm
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Today, Max told me Boobahs are like boob and bahs.

hehe
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[livejournal.com profile] caelonmaxdo you need any help?
[livejournal.com profile] xaminmoI need psychological help.
[livejournal.com profile] caelonmax*smile* Haaaaaaaaaa. There not any of THAT here. Is there anything else I can help?
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