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This whole community was imported to http://childprocess.com.

It was done via RSS export, since LJ import tools no longer work.

Less than 20 entries, and the graphics are all on omnitech anyway.

The comment history does not get copied over though, but Jenn already deleted her LJ account.
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succibux
Square, bulgy, rounded cornders, rumples on his skin.
He just sort of floats around.
One arm on his head to grab food and chemicals.
If there's too much around him, then more arms come out of his mouth.
Once he gets them in his mouth, he mixes them with other chemicals to break them down and turn them into other chemicals.
Once it doesn't taste very good anymore, he rinsed it into his body and turns it into more energy.
Other germs can connect to him and he has an energy pump that they can get energy from.

ta-daaa!

Nov. 17th, 2006 03:19 pm
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Max is doing magic: “AbracaPOODLE! AbracaPISS! I wish a poodle would appear in the mist!”

He doesn’t understand why we find it soooo funny.

(crossposted)

lasers!

Jan. 18th, 2006 05:32 pm
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Max’s megablock creation of the day is a bat that shoots lasers that’s a robot…
and it has a worm that’s his friend that shoots lasers and goes to school. And they both can fly.
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Toy-levator - dumbwaiter or elevator for moving toys and such.
Max says we need a conveyor belt from the elevator that goes to a slide that dumps into the playroom
Then, we can climb a ladder and then push a button that would bring the elevator to where he is.
Then he could put the toys on the elevator

Confirmate

Jul. 22nd, 2005 08:26 pm
xaminmo: Josh 2016 (Max 2005 May Spider Ring)
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Confirmate is when you say really mad words and when you scream and hit hard.
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Max just made a declaration: "When I am an adult, I will work for TWO days and play for FIVE."

I think he's on to something here. I'll remind him of this periodically as he gets older. Kabillionaire in the making? Maybe.

The poor boy is sick-- he's had a low-grade fever, and has slept most of the day. I can't tell that anything in particular hurts or is wrong, so we've just had a slow and easy day.
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pretend this was a piñata
Pretend to hold it up.
*whap**whap**whap**whap**whap**whap**whap*
Now pretend that it fell down
*drops*
yAy!!!! FISH STICKS!
*yaum**yaum**yaum*

Maxi

Jun. 18th, 2005 07:33 pm
xaminmo: Josh 2016 (Max 2005 May Spider Ring)
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[livejournal.com profile] caelonmaxOK, now we will see the dolphin jump through the firey hoop without getting burned. Oh no, this one didn't make it. He is all burned up.
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[livejournal.com profile] razormaid Max just told me, "I wish there were another wife at home to take care of Daddy." =) I told him, "How about the three of us just go home and take care of him?" He thought that would be a good idea.

Man, if he only knew the implications...

But, Erica told me we needed another wife to help with housework.

Maxisms

Jun. 2nd, 2005 01:11 pm
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"There's a BLOOMP with propellers!" (bloomp = blimp)

Lolly

May. 27th, 2005 08:15 pm
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"Now we are making up the book of Lolly. Where's the last step? The last step is gone. Maybe I turned it off. Hmm. Oh, here is the step. Hmm, the nothing step. Umm, we are pretending that this is a Lolly book and we are reading it. The recipes are a Lolly book and we are reading it. Well Mommy, would you like to hear our Lolly story? All right. Now, Lolly loves eating oatmeal and she likes to play. Lolly loves you and she loves when she plays computer games."

Kids rawk

May. 14th, 2005 12:58 am
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Just a bit ago, Max hit his head on the (closed) dishwasher. Have I mentioned that he has my grace? He said, "OW! I hit my head. I'm sorry, head. I didn't mean to bonk you."
At this point, Khai, on his pretend phone, says, "Hello! Hello! Sorry head! Bonk!"

At lunch, Max said, "Mommy, my brain just told me something really silly. You know the Beatles that have the movie and play music? Well, there is a BUG called BEETLE also!!! Isn't that SILLY?!?!"

goaty.

Apr. 4th, 2005 09:42 am
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Max, while lying in bed this morning: "Khai, you look like an old-headed goat."

????????????
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Mr. Pen, you think you can do these things but you JUST CAN'T.

Starry! You are my best friend.

All of us have to work together.
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Cocker, Slitter and Donger are words that Max fabricated the other day... Weird...

Maxism

Mar. 17th, 2005 01:26 pm
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concrete handrotor conkies
from a week or so ago
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Khai was throwing a fit earlier-- screaming and holding on to my legs as Erica was trying to make lunch. She asked him to stop and told him it was hard to think with him screaming so loudly.

Max said, "Well, we COULD just cook him for our lunch."

: o

She told him that probably wouldn't be good to do...

today.



Yesterday, Max said, "I'm going to tell you a silly joke so you will laugh. To drive keys, you have to TURN THE CAR!"

Maxi

Mar. 13th, 2005 05:43 am
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Oh, and btw, "leavening", or "the stuff that makes bread rise" is officially known as " the good stuff" as indicated by Max's new favorite story

"One time daddy was making biscuits and he forgot to put the good stuf in, so they turned to brick!"
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"This dinosaur's name is Concrete Handrotor Conkies"

That's strange.
He's an Edaphosaurus, which means "Pavement lizard"/


Andy norweeder anthemometer
he's sick because of ringdav hodgler

Anana nompleedle
hatchelay
nawnawnaw are leeks on sky tree in the sink house and the fence bar bark clink rains in this story with complees. THe bridge was too hight for the dinosaur.
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